Cross-Cultural Exposure

A Scottish American in Ireland

There once was a mimic in Limerick,
Whose gimick was to whip out his little dick.
His trick was fun,
'til dressed as a nun,
he flashed on the run,
by bad habit undone,
be cum agonized pun,
tripped onta his gun,
and now they all call him
McBentprick.

-2b