Proud2bHumble

Inseminator's Day

2011-06-17T17:02:00.000-07:00

Don't worry dad, it'll be ok.On this genetic journey,we're all stops along the way.We're the synergy sumsof all who came before,daughter's and sonsof fish who walked ashore.Sentient drops in a river of flesh,flowing through time, flying in space.Past, present, future enmeshed,millennia of fathers written on each face.Who you are, what you do,echoes through time,serious, silly too,fruitless,

We're All Wierd Alliterations

2011-05-29T17:28:00.000-07:00

1+1=3 (hint: lowdown's in the highlights)hilariously haphazard existential expressionschaotically calculated cosmicomic caricaturizationsambiguously intentional amen-able impressionsstubbornly stifling irksome irrationalitiesobstinate obfuscating onerous orchestrationsdogmatically dodgy corpulent corporealitiesdrooling drama queens deifying despotssalivating selfcelebrated

Asshole,

2011-05-02T23:49:00.000-07:00

like me.Tonite, look at the starsand knowwhat a very very small partof all of existenceover all of timeyou are.Our problem is,our egosare much larger than we are,which keeps us small.Our self identities,so narrow and defined,hilarious dark ironyapparently designedto identify our self,ass centered just inside,bound in fearful illusionand blind with pride,assuming disconnectionswhere only

The Locker Room Boys Club

2010-05-23T00:01:00.000-07:00

If ya don't know, ya better axe somebody.The Locker Room will be attended in a haphazard and arbitrary fascion (sic) once or twice a week when the flaming asshole checks in to flush messages and dump a few of his own in return ;-}All visitors please remember to sterilize your eyes and brain with alcohol before leaving.

Billy Shakes The Stage, 2b breaks it down

2010-03-09T00:38:00.000-08:00

"All the world's a stage,And all the men and women merely players" - Billy Shakes"All the world's a stage,And all the men and women merely played...by the player,...who's also the stage,...and the theatre." - 2b

Punny Math Analogarhym

2010-02-26T23:10:00.000-08:00

I never metaphor that's not too square,when multiple divisionssubtract additionsexclusive intersecting fates I freely dare,so differential collisionsdelineate conditionsto solve the null set minus the despair.;}

what's the difference indifferences

2010-02-08T02:33:00.000-08:00

differences are all the same,positively negative,absolutely equivocal,any way you slice it,one or the other,all or none,always neverone and done.

Cross-Cultural Exposure

2010-01-23T23:01:00.000-08:00

A Scottish American in IrelandThere once was a mimic in Limerick,Whose gimick was to whip out his little dick.His trick was fun,'til dressed as a nun,he flashed on the run,by bad habit undone,be cum agonized pun,tripped onta his gun,and now they all call himMcBentprick.-2b

NonD Humor

2010-01-02T02:30:00.000-08:00

Well meaning someone: "How's it going?"NonD: "Apparently in a linear fashion, but it could just be part of a really big circle."All you paranoid people are out to get me.I only have issues with people who have issues.Angry people really piss me off.I can't stand intolerant people.I'm a misanthropic humanist.I command the unconditional love of delusional narcissists everywhere....Et Al (but I'm

"Pride goeth before a fallacy."

2008-08-22T20:31:00.000-07:00

Merriam-Webster's Online Dictionary 1: the quality or state of being proud : inordinate self-esteem : conceit : a reasonable or justifiable self-respect : delight or elation arising from some act, possession, or relationship. 2b's humble pi slyce Pride is a symptom of a