NonD Humor

Well meaning someone: "How's it going?"
NonD: "Apparently in a linear fashion, but it could just be part of a really big circle."

Well meaning someone: "How are you?"
NonD: "Little circles making bigger circles."

All you paranoid people are out to get me.
I only have issues with people who have issues.
Angry people really piss me off.
I can't stand intolerant people.
I'm a misanthropic humanist.
I command the unconditional love of delusional narcissists everywhere.

...Et Al (but I'm not a cannibal - a cannabist maybe, but definitely not a cannibal. In fact, I'm a vagin, you pussies)

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