Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Billy Shakes The Stage, 2b breaks it down

"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players" - Billy Shakes

"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely played
...by the player,
...who's also the stage,
...and the theatre." - 2b

Friday, February 26, 2010

Punny Math Analogarhym

I never metaphor that's not too square,
when multiple divisions
subtract additions
exclusive intersecting fates I freely dare,
so differential collisions
delineate conditions
to solve the null set minus the despair.


Monday, February 8, 2010

what's the difference indifferences

differences are all the same,
positively negative,
absolutely equivocal,
any way you slice it,
one or the other,
all or none,
always never
one and done.

Saturday, January 2, 2010

NonD Humor

Well meaning someone: "How's it going?"
NonD: "Apparently in a linear fashion, but it could just be part of a really big circle."

Well meaning someone: "How are you?"
NonD: "Little circles making bigger circles."

All you paranoid people are out to get me.
I only have issues with people who have issues.
Angry people really piss me off.
I can't stand intolerant people.
I'm a misanthropic humanist.
I command the unconditional love of delusional narcissists everywhere.

...Et Al (but I'm not a cannibal - a cannabist maybe, but definitely not a cannibal. In fact, I'm a vagin, you pussies)