Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Billy Shakes The Stage, 2b breaks it down

"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players" - Billy Shakes

"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely played
...by the player,
...who's also the stage,
...and the theatre." - 2b

6 comments:

Madam Z said...

And he gave a rather wooden performance.

Proud2bHumble said...

I wooden no, Madam Zed,
But to this day,
he gives great head.
Though rigor-ous he'd stay
when newly dead,
Olden reviews r hard 2 peg,
Grave time's surely withered
Willy's middlin' leg.

-2b2Z-

Madam Z said...

Even a stiff cannot remain stiff forever.

Proud2bHumble said...

In past times,
that's Pharaoh to say.
E'en Egyptian kings
'r dead lays.
But now with Viagra
'n formaldehyde,
surely Mrs. Dole
will continue to ride.

-2b2Z-

"Let's think about this. Who wants to fuck a really old guy for a long time?" - Wanda Sykes re Viagra

Madam Z said...

Y' gotta love the necrophiliacs!


(P.S. Wanda Sykes rocks!)

Proud2bHumble said...

Yer dead-on, Z.

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